Hey, you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to choose a town with pretty bad transport links.
I'm going to choose a very tall and inaccessible hill in this town.
This hill must - 1) go up and down a lot. 2) be at least a mile from the nearest train station. 3) have pretty reckless drivers living nearby.
I'm going to go to the top of this hill - where there is a wood - *obviously* (complete with dog shit and flashers) and i'm going to build something there...
But what shall I build? A prison? (i mean, it would be pretty hard to escape!) a mental asylum? (ditto) maybe some offices?
NO!
I've got it! A school!
Should we open this school for the local children, i hear you ask?
NO!
Let's make it so that girls from various places across the borough and even central London can commute here!
Hooray! What i good idea! I can see no flaws in this plan at all.
Snow? Ice? What on earth do you mean? I have never heard of these before in my life...
-_-
That is all.
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Wednesday, November 03, 2010
I hear... Screaming
I'm not liking this whole November thing.
I am having enough difficulty finding the energy to have a conversation with my fellow humans at the moment let alone thinking up a readable blog.
However, earlier today someone said something and i thought, as i often do, about a TV show i saw when i was little. I think about this TV show a lot, i was really young when i saw it, i don't remember what chanel it was on or why i was watching it all i remember was that it was terrifying, i had never seen anything like it, i had nightmares for weeks and weeks and i still remember it as brilliantly terrifying. The only difference was that today, for the first time in years, i remembered the name of it - Are You Afraid Of The Dark.
So, obviously, the first thing i did was google it. They made 7 series of it! It's quite likely that someone reading this will also have seen it, i quickly found the episode i saw - it aired in 2000, i would have been 4.
I know people say you should re-watch things you saw when you were young because it will ruin it but i HAD to watch it.
Here it is, if you have a spare 25 minutes http://www.megavideo.com/?v=XENJUHG7
WELL, it was actually quite creepy, i mean, it's really cheesy and probably won't give me nightmares but i enjoyed it (perhaps not as much as i did when i was 4).
I think maybe that was what started my strange fascination with the disturbing. I remember when i was about 7, my dad showed me a website with short films on and i would spend my evenings glued to the computer screen watching half an hour long obscure horror films and i LOVED them, programmes like the Mighty Boosh (not really horror, but a bit odd) and psychoville make me laugh more than anything else and Stephen King is one of my absolute favourite authors.
And I really want to go to the Hunterian Museum in London but nobody will go with me.
On a completely unrelated note - Anonymous commenter - I love the playlist a lot. Thank you. x
I know people say you should re-watch things you saw when you were young because it will ruin it but i HAD to watch it.
Here it is, if you have a spare 25 minutes http://www.megavideo.com/?v=XENJUHG7
WELL, it was actually quite creepy, i mean, it's really cheesy and probably won't give me nightmares but i enjoyed it (perhaps not as much as i did when i was 4).
I think maybe that was what started my strange fascination with the disturbing. I remember when i was about 7, my dad showed me a website with short films on and i would spend my evenings glued to the computer screen watching half an hour long obscure horror films and i LOVED them, programmes like the Mighty Boosh (not really horror, but a bit odd) and psychoville make me laugh more than anything else and Stephen King is one of my absolute favourite authors.
And I really want to go to the Hunterian Museum in London but nobody will go with me.
On a completely unrelated note - Anonymous commenter - I love the playlist a lot. Thank you. x
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